Know what I say is true

To my readers,

           I am writing to you all to tell you one important thing. I, on this memorial day in history, have decided to take what is mine. I will not quite yet reveal to what I am referring to just yet, but know this....I mean business. It has been my birthright, and I'm not just going to sit around like a cowering animal that lives only to be dominated by other animals, animals that would cower to me if they knew my true strengths and abilities. I write this not as a deranged person, but one who has seen the light of the future, and have been blinded by what must come to pass. I hope that there will be minimal opposition, for I would hate to turn friend to foe. I bid thee all fairwell until we talk again, and if possible, may God grant you a peaceful life.

                                                                          ~The Vern, address me as such...~

Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll,

It's soooooooooooooooooooo slow at work today that I was able to update just a tad. The weekend was pretty busy. We cleared out our livin' room to paint the walls and kinda re-arrange. That'll be phat, Prez is helpin wit dat. Man, these people here listen to the same crap every day!!! And there are two different radios going, so it's like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I wanna just break em, and put on a 24 hour marathon of John Denver, ahhhhh. Welp, E-Burd, you did a great job yesterday on your lesson, but I expect more excitement next week. Heather, hope your mom gets a little better, and to Prez, tell Shane to "slow it down". Ok, to the rest of the A-team, keep it real, Vern out!!!!!

                                        ~Vern V.P.~

Welp, I'm still in this phaz where I don't wanna put long posts in here. Cause really, do you really care? Wait, you do? WEll, in that case.....daNx!! But I am prolly still gonna just write short posts, cause dats how I roll son!!! Well, for all you nosey mc-nosersons, I'm just kidding Josh and Sarah, I am actually dating Mindy now. The quasi-relationship has ended and it's on like Donkey-Kong now. Well, I highly recommend X-Men III, it's mos def dah phatness, and wait for the creds to roll by, it's highly important fo sho. WEll, I'm out geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. Oh!! Also I have thought about when I have my own deli, it's just gonna be great to have my own business. I wanna spell business for you really quick, because I think it helps us, or at least me, understand what a business really takes, and that's hard work and patience and not to mention a little bit of humor. Buietzxcbrtshiodskllopetwumqngkqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqughisdkzxpeeetlesusdfghionss: Business. Ok everyone, have a great night, much love.

                                            ~Vern, V.P. Eat salad~

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllll,

It's been a hard days night, and I've been working like a dog. It's been a hard days night, I should be sleepin like a log. Out.

                                                 ~Vern, V.P. Beatles Fan.~

Dearly Beloved,

I died, but no one came to my funeral. I guess that's cause I didn't really die, I'm  liar. So, in other news, Jeff can play a mean mean mean trumpet. It's phat, phater than lawn knomes fo sho.

                        ~Vern V.P. Fo Sho?~

P.S. East Side C. of C. is crazy good at softball, I don't think that Central C. of C.'s ministry is softball......